I got an earring in my nose 
I got a tattoo on my butt 
I smoke rolled up cowpies 
I eat only french fries 

I'm a Hog Ridin Sumbitch 
My looks escape all doubt 
And if you don't like my motorbike 
I'll turn you inside out 

I don't wear no underpants 
I got nits in my hair 
All you pussies beware 

I'm a Hog Ridin Sumbitch 
My looks escape all doubt 
And if you don't like my handlebars 
I'll punch your lights right out 

I ride a pinstriped Harley 
I cut notches in my seat 
Them notches are the guys that I took out 
For walkin' on my street 

Girl can we do the cha cha? 
We ain't gonna tell your mama 
Kickin the shit outa Chuck-Chuck, girl 
Girl can I make you rock, rock 

He smokes rolled up cowpies 
He eats only french fries 
He got nits in his hair 
All you pussies beware 

I'm a Hog Ridin Sumbitch 
My looks escape all doubt 
And if you don't like my motorbike 
I'll turn you inside out 

Girl can we do the cha cha? 
We ain't gonna tell your mama 
Kickin the shit outa Chuck-Chuck, girl 
Girl can I make you rock, rock