Through the years as the story goes 
Your old man grew Pinocchio's nose 
'Cause I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 

A week after we said I do 
Me and Sally had a ron-day-voo 
And I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 
And the worst part is - I'd do it again 

One weekend your sister Flora 
Drove the kids to Kalamazoo 
I met her out on the interstate 
She said "Don't tell my husband" 
I said I won't tell you 

That night I couldn't sleep and I took a ride 
Woke up with Diedre by my side 
And I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 

When you couldn't find me at the county fair 
I was in the shower helpin Barbara wash her hair 
And I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 
And the worst part is - I'd do it again 

Your friend Mary went on vacation 
And I went on my fishin trip 
We spent a week in the Catskill Mountains 
Lord would you kill me if I let my tongue slip 

Remember that night in Omaha? 
I didn't know that was against the law 
And I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 

Now that we've pretty much had our fling 
Don't believe any of this song I sing  
'Cause I lied to you 
Yeah baby I lied to you 
And the worst part is - I'd do it again 
I'd do it again  
I'd do it again, etc.